1 out of 4 Americans believe something bad will happen to them if they sneeze. 4 out of 5 doctors recommend eating a diet low in carbs, high in bran and Styrofoam, extremely low in grass-roots organizing and middle of the range in tofu that resembles the President of the United States. Percentage of [...]
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The Polling of America
Posted in Comedy, Satire, Uncategorized, Writing on January 15, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Lester Bester, the World’s Greatest Entertainer Part One
Posted in Uncategorized on December 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Lester Bester is from the old-school of entertainers, like Sid Ceasar, and Groucho Marks; he’s an MC, a comedian. He is suave and cool even when he’s sweaty. Lester’s history is steeped in Vaudeville, and burlesque and variety comedy shows. More on Lester soon…
Happy Halloween!
Posted in Uncategorized on October 31, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Maud Newton’s Kind Words
Posted in Uncategorized, Writing on September 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Hey, I’ve got a great blurb on one of the best literary sites out there, Maud Newton! There’s a link to the Catalouge in the “remainders” section of the site (sidebar). Maud’s writing is always thoughtful, incredibly articulate and a pure joy to read. It’s smart, savvy writing for anyone interested in books and the process of writing [...]
New Masthead and Overall Look-Type-Thing!
Posted in Uncategorized on April 30, 2008 | 2 Comments »
That’s right, Scott Brothers and his Catalogue of Curiosities has a new masthead and new look! What does this mean to you, the average Internet pedestrian? Nothing really! Enjoy!
Ahoy, Ye Matey! A Website Launches!
Posted in Uncategorized on April 17, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Like the Queen Mary and the Titanic before it, this Website is about to set sail on a fantastic journey that will undoubtedly yield a vast mother-load of untold riches, riches much like those of multi-millionaires who dive into dollar sign-shaped swimming pools containing water sprinkled with a fine gold dust (if you don’t believe me look at any Richie [...]
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